So, no meds for 48 hours, check. My head has swollen to 3 times its recommended size and is lolling about on my shoulders as the room spins in circles and the voices in my head cry out in cacaphony. I have halos around lights and vertigo and a monstrous living and breathing migraine. This test better yield some good stinking results.
So I was rereading my instructions for the tests to make sure I didn't forget anything and have to reschedule the stupid thing. No way am I going through this again. Step number one, and this must be important because it's the only real step and takes up the whole page. I'll bullet it for you:
Discontinue all meds, including:
- sleeping pills
- narcotics/pains meds
- vertigo meds/anti nausea meds
Sleep a full night before the test. I like this one. You've taken away my sleeping pills, tranqs, antidepressants, sedatives, narcotics, nicotine, and alcohol, and you think I'm going to be able to sleep? Disclaimer: I am not admitting to using the aformentioned substances. *hic*
And another favorite. DO NOT WEAR EYE MAKEUP. THIS INCLUDES MASCARA, EYELINER, AND EYE SHADOW. Well, thank you for clarifying. I didn't know what eye makeup was. Do some people really need to be told this?