Some people have asked for stories about the wedding. Well, I have one short funny for you, but it's not exactly G-rated, so you've been forewarned.
We were in line at the salad bar, quite a few people around, and my mother with her big mouth, announces that my shirt makes my boobies look big. I took it as a compliment.
"Peter likes them," I inform her.
He was on the other side of the breakfast bar and looked up when he heard his name. "What do I like?"
I bounced my girls a bit and gave a wiggle. "My boobies." He sighed and went back to fixing his salad.
It was then that I realized that my ex was standing behind me.
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It gets better. My mother sidles over, ignoring all the outraged gasps of other patrons and leans around ex and says, "Donald says more than a handful is a waste."
The ex went to the other side of the salad bar.
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